Captains Log Stardate 2000 and somethin’…
We may be 200 years too late but there’s still plenty to plunder it’s just laying there in the Florida sand like a tourist covered with oil, the secret’s in the crust. I hear universal laughter ring out as they make enough money to buy paradise. Nothings meant to last, with fruitcakes in the city, I’d rather be knee deep in the water somewhere. But I still don’t know where I’m gonna go when the volcano blows. I think I’ll just toss out my anchor and practice what I preach. Heaven on Earth with an onion slice. I’ll soon be a cheeseburger in paradise.
That is all I have to say… Have a Very Fruitful Day.