Un-Sanctuary

All one needs to be a Pirate in the Florida Keys is a fishing license and a diver down flag but the flagships of the Pirate fleet plundering our marine sanctuary have a Pirate permit allowing them to pillage tons of marine life and with a Special Activities permit even endangered species are in danger.

Animal Cracker Conservation

Due to the demand of pubic opinion, animal crackers are now free from their bondage of captivity behind the bars on their box. Real animals however are still being exploited in cages worldwide for amusement.